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Official Floridaman Dirt kit

You've all seen Floridaman on the news, laughed at him and secretly wished you could live the Floridaman vibe. Well, with this jar of Florida dirt and official Floridamankit duty badge on your hat or gear, you can live the dream, baby!

$34 Floridaman kit (jar + Duty Patch) · Shipping included

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$34 · Shipping included

Novelty souvenir, for laughs. Not land or legal rights. Zero acres. Gag permissions only.

All sales final. If your kit arrives damaged, email us with photos and we’ll replace or make it right. No returns for change-of-mind.

What’s in the kit

Cork-top glass jar of Florida dirt with Floridaman Dirt label

Cork-top glass jar of dirt

Florida dirt under glass, cork sealed, label on the jar. Shelf-ready swamp souvenir.

Duty Patch

What’s more Florida than a mohawked man raising a gator above his head in victory? That’s for you to decide.

Swamp country

Nature, people, occasional chaos

Florida is nature country, and nature includes the humans. Birds, storms, neighbors, all under one weather system. Most days that mix is gorgeous. Some days it makes the news.

In the box: a cork-top jar of Florida dirt and the Duty Patch. Real checkout — $34, shipping included.

Buy · $34 Back order · $34

Floridaman kit (jar + Duty Patch) · $34 · Shipping included

Novelty souvenir, for laughs. Not land or legal rights. No fake deeds. No state seals. No acres.